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[Transcript:

Man with a beard speaks, “People who grew up with money, like, literally look into your eyes and ask you something insane.”

Camera switches to a woman in a green shirt who says, “When I was in college, the guy that sat next to me in one of my business classes sat down next to me one morning and asked me if everything was okay because he had seen me walking on my way to class. He was worried about, like, you know, did my car break down, did I need a ride, very sweet of him. So I got to tell him that, uh, no, I don’t need a ride, but thank you, I live pretty close, and also I don’t have a car. Because it’s Boston, which is a hellscape to drive in, and I am poor. And he kind of laughs, and he’s like ‘yeah, yeah,’ he gets it. Like, driving in Boston is really annoying, having a car is annoying. But he has a loophole, so he wanted to tell me about the loophole, and that was that every morning he would drive his car and he would park it in front of the business school building, in the fire lane. And it would get towed immediately because it’s a fire lane, but it was towed to a luxury car impound lot that was, like, maybe a mile away, and it was only $175 a day. So, what he would do is get it towed every morning to that lot, and then he would call a car to pick him up and take him to the lot to go get it at the end of the day. He just, you know, wanted to share that with me. He’s happy to pick me up in the morning and show me how to do it so that when my dad ships my car to the city for me, that I will have a way to park it. And while that was incredibly kind of him, we are from different planets.”

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